What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:35
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Scientists Caught Sperm Defying One of Newton's Laws of Physics - ScienceAlert
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?